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Your business was thriving, you were doing great.. and then you got into this funk. WTF?
You haven’t been showing up on social media consistently, your engagement has been up and down & your audience growth has come to a halt. You don’t feel inspired, you don’t know what to post, you have a hard time going live, your confidence has been shaky & YOU WANT THE OLD YOU BACK, LIKE, YESTERDAY!
You want to create exciting af offers, programs people will be all over WITH A FUCK YES! ON THE SPOT, Except you’re stuck AF on ideas RIGHT NOW – what to create & how to make it irresistible so YOUR AUDIENCE VIEW IT AS A NECESSITY THEY cannot go without. JUST LIKE TOILET PAPER. You need inspO fucking stat.
Your marketing could use a turbo boost, and you could use a new wave of enthusiasm as you get out there and promote your programs. You want to create more excitement & interest AROUND your offers but the BRILLIANT CONTENT IDEAS JUST AIN’T COMIN’ – YOU NEED YOUR PROMO POSTS + LIVES TO CONVERT better!
You haven’t been selling consistently, your confidence around sales has been up and down like a yo-yo & IT’S STARTING TO FUCK WITH YOUR INCOME. You want your mojo back, you want a solid plan + A SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS SO YOU CAN GET BACK IN THAT SADDLE & START FILLING PROGRAMS AND SELLING OUT OFFERS ONCE AGAIN
YOU’VE BEEN IN A MINDSET FUNK. excited one day and BLAH the next. Ready to go one day and ready to fucking hide the next. You are SO DONE with that shit. You want to move. You want to take ACTION. YOU ARE READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUNK & back ON TOP OF YOUR GAME – LIKE, YESTERDAY.
It’s time to get your shit together, get your ass back in that saddle & get the fuck out of that funk!
Girl I know there are times WHEN business seems fucking impossible. You’re uninspired, you’re confused, shit FEELS WONKY AF and you HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU WENT FROM THRIVING & RIDING THE MOMENTUM WAVE TO T-H-I-S. LIKE WTF DUDE? HOW DID I GET HERE?
Even if you’ve been in the game for years, you’ll come across these moments where YOUR VISION GETS FOGGY, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT & IT’S HARD TO TELL WTF COMES NEXT.
Listen to me woman – you’re not cray and this does not mean you’re going to fuck up the business you’ve worked so hard to build. THIS IS N-O-R-M-A-L. Shit like this happens to all of us and the first step to getting the fuck OUT OF THAT FUNK is deciding that you ARE done.
because You’re no longer available to waste time in a fucking funk. Because you’re the action taking type & you’re so over this. thank you, next!
So what comes next? a plan. A good, solid plan you can grab onto. Your “Get the FUCK out of this FUNK” plan.
aka What you’re doing NEXT to get shit moving, your mind back in the game, your eyes on the prize, your business back on track and all that good stuff.
it’s actually pretty fucking simple. you go back to what WORKS. you go back to what you fucking know + love. you stop overcomplicating shit.
You jump back into your zone of brilliance, you check in with yourself, you decide what the fuck you really want & you take mother.effing action to make it happen. until you’re back on track, thriving & doing your thing like you always were boss witch.
No need to stress, beat yourself up or to make it more dramatic than that. Just like you stepped into this funk, you can snap right back into your high vibe “Watch me Bitches I’m on the roll” ways & go back to creating massive momentum, movement & money in your business. No biggie girl. You’ve got this!
ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR A$$ BACK IN THE GAME?
Hey Boss Witch! I’m Eva, your NO BS Business Coach. I started my online business 6 years ago and I know a thing or 2 about “funks”. Oh girl have I been there.
It doesn’t matter whether you’re making 4 or 5 figure months and beyond, ALL of us experience times when shit gets WONKY AF.
I’m here to tell you that it won’t stop your business from being a big bad money making machine if YOU DON’T LET IT. There’s always a solution – even if you don’t see it yet.
If there’s one thing I know, it’s this – making it dramatic, dwelling on the fact that “this is so hard rn” & taking zero action to SHIFT YOUR SHIT has never done anybody any good.
ALL YOU NEED IS a PLAN, SOME FOCUS, A SOLID SUPPORT SYSTEM + A GOOD DOSE OF ACTION BABY!
IT’S TIME TO GET your head in the right place & GO back to the basics THAT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WORK.
iT’S TIME TO START showing the fuck up consistently, SO YOU CREATE MOVEMENT, ENGAGEMENT & AN INFLUX OF NEW PEOPLE INTO YOUR WORLD.
IT’S TIME TO PUT TOGETHER YOUR NEXT fuck yes offer and sell the fuck out of that bad bitch SO YOU create an influx of FEEL GOOD, EASY money in your business.
IT’S TIME TO STOP OVERCOMPLICATING SHIT, TAP INTO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT RIGHT NOW, GO WITH THE FLOW & PULL THE TRIGGER ON SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED aCTION TAKING!
aRE YOU READY TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN?
INTRODUCING…
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THE PROGRAM IN A NUTSHELL:
FUCK THAT FUNK is a 30 day LIVE, BUSINESS GROWTH ACCELERATOR AKA A “GET SHIT DONE” KINDA COACHING PROGRAM for female entrepreneurs who want to turbocharge theiR VISIBILITY, CLIENT ATTRACTION GAME & MONTHLY INCOME STAT.
if you’ve been feeling stagnant and you need a solid strategy + daily coaching + accountability to create a big influx of new followers, clients & cash fast – this program is for you!
If you want to:
✔️Create massive visibility, engagement & grow your audience on steroids bringing new, fuck yes people into your world fast
✔️Attract more ideal clients TO YOU with magnetic AF content – no DMs, no sales calls, no FB stalking BS
✔️Create offers that have people asking for details as soon as you launch and wanting to get IN right away, no questions asked, no convincing needed
✔️Get more sales more easily without the mindless hustle, the anxiety and the stressing about hitting your money goals
✔️Get a new wave of energy, excitement and mojo that fuels you to take massive action and create massive momentum in your business
✔️Create a huge influx of new followers, clients and money in your online business STAT in a way that feels fun, aligned and EASY
THIS IS WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Your >>>FUCK THAT FUNK POWER PACK<<< – aka your 4 part plan to get back in the game & create massive momentum + money in your business.
Your >>>Fuck That Funk Powerpack<<< is divided into 4 modules and it will help you get your head straight, figure out what you’re doing next, show the fuck up on social media powerfully, create your next fuck yes offer & sell the shit out of it like a pro.
Module 1 – THE mindset rehab
FOCUS: getting out of your funk + deciding what you’re doing next
this is where you unfuck that funk. you drop what’s been feeling heavy, you shed the shit you no longer feel good about in your business & you tap into full on alignment.
?you remember who the fuck you are, come back to your zone of brilliance, you figure out what you really want & I guide you through PLANning out a “fuck yes!” vision for the next 30 days >>> priorities, money goals + the fun, aligned af way to make it happen.
Module 2 – THE fuck yes! offer INCUBATOR
Focus: putting together your next FUN + SIMPLE “fuck yes!” offer
This is where you decide + get clear af on what you’re selling next & i’ll walk you through the process of MAPPING OUT your fuck yes offer from a-z.
?We’ll also cover 5 fun & simple offers you could launch right now to bring in the cash. We’ll go over creating a bootcamp, a passive info product, a mini mastermind, a live challenge & A LIVE MASTERCLASS.
Module 3 – the social media feed supercharger
Focus: Showing The Fuck Up to create engagement + interest in your offers
This is where we create your 30 day Visibility Plan so you show the fuck up every single day, creating content that has your people reacting, commenting, sharing & excited to buy from you.
?You’ll get a monthly social media posting plan + 20 different types of engagement & sales posts to pick from that you can use daily to amp up your visibility, attract your fuck yes clients & create massive momentum on your social media feeds.
Module 4 – The secret sauce to sales on steroids
Focus: turbocharging your marketing to attract more clients + make more sales
This is where we make sales sexy & profitable af. I’ll walk you through my favorite 4 strategies to turbo boost sales & fill programs up fast that you can implement in your business right away to see more fuck yes’s + more money coming in stat.
?You’ll get 4 x sales booster strategies broken down for you – how to get creative & use bonuses, scarcity, pricing & social proof to make more money when you launch stat. Including “the how” and examples, plug + play style so you can implement it right away!
?BONUS TRAINING – FAST CASH WITH FLASH SALES?
A 60 min in depth training on how I create an additional 2k/mo of passive income in my business with FLASH SALES >>> the strategy, the marketing, the execution, so you can too! 
Just over the last 5 months, Flash Sales have brought in almost $10k into my business. That’s an average of $2k a month with a simple rinse + repeat system that takes a couple of hours to set up. I mean, fuck – wouldn’t that be an awesome addition to your monthly income? Duh.
I’ll walk you through the entire process of marketing your products with flash sales – from strategy to content to execution including:
– an example social media posting schedule
– examples of posts I write (both value AND sales posts)
– the “how” behind picking the right program / product to flash sale
2 x Live Q&A’s on Zoom
This is where we have some quality face to face time and you can ask me about anything that’s coming up as you work through the modules in the course. Be it mindset, strategy or both – you get my tailored feedback & advice to help you make big strides in your business STAT.
a private fb community with access to me mon-fri FOR 30 DAYS
throughout the duration of this program you have access to my brain + coaching in a private fb community. you can ask me questions as you work through the modules, get support with mindset shit, share your thoughts, brainstorm ideas – i’m there as shit is going down in real time. You get daily accountability, coaching + community for 30 days.
UNFUCK THAT FUNK 1:1 VIP ADD ON (ONLY 3 SPOTS AVAILABLE)
If you’re looking for THE VIP TREATMENT, I’m opening up 3 spots for a 1:1 UNFUCK THAT FUNK VIP Intensive. On top of access to the entire program, you’ll also get a 1:1 DEEP DIVE SESSION on voxer, where we’ll map out your 30 DAY TURBO GROWTH Strategy together. you’ll get my eyes + brain all over your business (visibility + offer + marketing + sales) = a strong start into building massive momentum with my guidance from the get go.
This is perfect for the entrepreneur who wants to GET OFF TO A strong start. If you prefer custom tailored support and you want my eyes & DETAILED FEEDBACK on your strategy, marketing & mindset – this option will be a perfect fit! you can use it at any point during the 30 days of the program!
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READY TO BLOW YOUR VISIBILITY, CLIENT LIST & INCOME THE FUCK UP?
We start Monday April 27th!
Fast Action Bonus! First 5 women IN get access to a 5 day VOXER chat with ME! (spots already selling out!)
(Access kicks off Monday April 27th and lasts up to & including Friday May 1st – both audio and text)
DOORS CLOSE FRIDAY APRIL 24TH @ 11:59 PM ET, THAT'S IN:
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Hour(s)
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Minute(s)
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Second(s)
One Payment of
$497
6 x weekly payments of
$97
The 1:1 VIP Upgrade
On top of the program, you’ll alo get a 1:1 deep dive intensive on Voxer where we map out your 30 day strategy together (visibility + offer + marketing + sales) so you get off to a strong start with my eyes + brain all over your business! You can use it at ANY point during the program.
One Payment of
$797
2 x bi-weekly payments of
$399
HAVE QUESTIONS?
Send me a message!
ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE GAME & MAKE A FUCKTON OF $$$ ???
We start Monday April 27th!
Fast Action Bonus! First 5 women IN get access to a 5 day VOXER chat with ME!
(spots already selling out!)
(Access kicks off Monday April 27th and lasts up to & including Friday May 1st – both audio and text)
DOORS CLOSE FRIDAY APRIL 24TH @ 11:59 PM ET, THAT'S IN:
Day(s)
:
Hour(s)
:
Minute(s)
:
Second(s)
One Payment of
$497
6 x weekly payments of
$97
The 1:1 VIP Upgrade
On top of the program, you’ll alo get a 1:1 deep dive intensive on Voxer where we map out your 30 day strategy together (visibility + offer + marketing + sales) so you get off to a strong start with my eyes + brain all over your business! You can use it at ANY point during the program.
One Payment of
$797
2 x bi-weekly payments of
$399
