Your marketing is a hot mess & it’s fucking with your income.
You’re constantly attempting to define & express who the fuck you are in this space and JUST when you think you’ve nailed it, clarity begone – it becomes confusing AF again.
You’re so fucking done trying to hone in your “niche” – there’s TOO MANY THINGS you can + love to do, you don’t really want to pick just ONE. You’re all over the place and it’s confusing you AND your audience.
You’re confused about how the fuck to speak to your people, because you’re not really sure who these bitches are & how to find them either. The thought of going through another ideal client avatar exercise makes you wanna vomit, so you end up trying to attract EVERYONE.
You’re having a hard time selling your programs because you’re not exactly sure what you WANT to sell + what your people will BUY + HOW the fuck to sell it effectively. You end up focusing on things you think you SHOULD be offering vs. things you actually WANT to offer and needless to say, it’s frustrating AF and it doesn’t work.
If you’re serious about making this fucking business work FOR YOU, then please, STOP waiting for permission to fucking claim what YOU want.
ENOUGH pussyfooting around what you KNOW you’re fucking BORN to do – start owning that shit like there’s no tomorrow.
Own what you’re fucking GREAT at, own your gifts, your skills and most importantly – allow yourself to believe that you CAN make money doing the shit you actually like.
Not in a “preneur laptop la vida loca – do what you love and make money” kinda way.
In the real ass – you can fucking monetize your passion with smart marketing + sales tactics kinda way.
If you want to powerfully express who you are, clearly articulate what you do, easily attract the RIGHT people to YOU, only promote what you actually WANT to offer + and sell that shit like a pro, start with understanding, owning & embracing WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT.
No strategy can fix the lack of identity and your FUCK YES BUSINESS awaits on the other side of all the “should’s” you’re cockbkocking yourself with #toughlove
YOUR FUCK YES BUSINESS IS ONE DECISION AWAY.
(cheesy line but TRUE AF 👇)
Hey Witch! I’m Eva Kalvig, the NO BS Business Coach, slaying fuckery & Barbie coaching tactics in our fabulous online space.
I’m here to open your eyes to the fact that subbing what you REALLY want to do in your business with a cheap alternative is NEVER going to make you the money you desire.
If the CEO bitch is not 100% obsessed + behind what she’s saying, offering + selling, how the sweet fuckaroons is anyone else supposed to be?
The magic starts to unravel when you decide to FUCK IT and go after what your really, dearly, have always fucking wanted.
The consistent income, the clients rolling in from every which direction.
The feeling that you’ve “made it”, that your business is finally FUCKING WORKING.
It happens when YOU happen to FUCKING DECIDE you’re going after your FUCK YES WORK.
THE PROGRAM IN A NUTSHELL:
The FUCK YES Formula is a self study marketing program for female entrepreneurs who want a FUCK YES business that makes consistent money without compromising their true desires, vision & gifts.
It covers ALL 5 foundational marketing pieces that you need to create a powerful, profitable personal brand that gets you noticed so you can make a name for yourself in your industry & get paid for your fuck yes work.
So Witch, if you want to get super fucking clear on:
– How to fully own and express who you are in this space so you can stand out from the noise & build a powerful AF, consistent online presence
– How to define what you do, aka how to hone in on your NICHE, so you can become known as an expert in your industry (without cockblocking yourself from using ALL your gifts and abilities)
– How to establish who your soul bitch clients are, how to attract them to YOU & how tap into what they fucking WANT to buy
– What you actually WANT to sell, how to sell it out every time AND how to never run out of things you can offer
– how to translate what you know and what you’re passionate about into content that gets mad engagement, attracts the right people to you and grows your audience filled with ideal clients
Then FUCK YES Formula is the program for you – it covers ALL the non-negotiable, money making bases in your online business.
It’s a program for both entrepreneurs who are at the beginning stages in their journey AND seasoned entrepreneurs who are making shifts and changes in their business & need to revisit the basics behind a successful personal brand.
THIS IS WHAT’S INCLUDED:
5 DETAILED AF, STEP BY STEP “HOW TO” STRATEGY TRAINING VIDEOS THAT COVER ALL THE MARKETING FOUNDATIONS YOU NEED TO CREATE A BADASS BRAND THAT GETS YOU KNOWN AS THE GO-TO-BITCH IN YOUR INDUSTRY & GETS YOU PAID FOR DOING YOUR FUCK YES WORK!
📺TRAINING 1 – WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
You’ll learn how to hone in on WHO YOU ARE in this space, what makes you different, what your process is and how to express that unapologetically, powerfully & with unshakeable confidence.
Yes, we will go over one liner bio’s, what to call yourself & we’ll even talk about elevator pitches that don’t suck. I know you want to.
📺TRAINING 2 – WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?
This is where your conception and understanding of what a “niche” is will be torn to shreds. Because I don’t believe in the traditional approach to niche. I believe you can be multifaceted AND super fucking focused at the same time.
This training will teach you how to define your niche without compromising your many talents OR restricting what you can & can’t do in your business. It will help you get fucking clear on your niche AND your “I help” statement, in under 30 minutes.
📺TRAINING 3 – WHO THE FUCK IS YOUR IDEAL CLIENT?
No ideal client avatar bullshit – prepare for your mind to be fucking blown, again.
We’re going to hone in on who your soul bitch client is, what she needs, how to speak to her so she fucking LOVES your face & how to create programs she wants to BUY.
📺TRAINING 4 – WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SELL?
Not what you should sell, not what you think you need to sell – what you WANT TO SELL. Aka how to never run out of things to offer, creating programs you LOVE and your people want to BUY + how to promote your shit.
Yes, we will cover promo content + promo schedules + sales CTA’s including examples from my best performing promo posts. We’ll talk live video too – including how to sell on video like a PRO.
📺TRAINING 5 – CREATING CONTENT THAT GETS YOU NOTICED + GETS YOU PAID
Once you have your shit figured out, it’s imperative that you translate your clarity and your genius into content that gets you noticed on social media, content that attracts your people TO YOU and content that sells your shit so you GET PAID CONSISTENTLY.
In this training, we’ll cover 4 types of content that I’ve used to create massive visibility, grow a big audience filled with my fuck yes people, attract my clients TO ME & get paid consistently doing my FUCK YES work.
BONUS 1: How to STOP Being Scared of Doing Business YOUR WAY, Owning What YOU Want & Doing Shit ON YOUR TERMS
How to drop the shoulds, decide what the fuck YOU WANT, stop listening to what everyone else thinks you should be doing and START doing your business on YOUR TERMS – because that’s where the big money, big growth and big fame really fucking is.
BONUS 2: How To Fuck The Fear, Show Up Fierce, Stir The Pot With ‘OH NO SHE DIDN’T’ Content & Build a POWERHOUSE Online Brand VIDEO TRAINING
How to get over your fear of showing up autentically on social media, create content that gets mad engagement, disrupts the status quo in your industry and builds your POWERHOUSE online brand. Stand out as the expert, the leader and the BO$$ BITCH IN CHARGE.
BONUS 3: How To STOP Being a Jack of ALL Trades And Position Yourself As An EXPERT In Your Industry
How to get OVER your fear of niching down, quit being a “Friday Leftovers Casserole Coach” and position yourself as THE expert in your industry so you are KNOWN as the GO-TO-BITCH for your people.
BONUS 4: Why Your Beige Ass Message Is Keeping Your BROKE + How To Turn It Around & Make A Fuckton of Money With Your Social Media Presence
Creating messaging that gets attention, gets clients and gets you paid. How to come out of your shell, create social media content that makes WAVES in your industry and how to monetize that shit unapologetically like the BO$$ BITCH you are.
BONUS 5: How To Make A Fuckton of Money In Your Business WITHOUT Losing Your Identity and ALWAYS Staying AUTHENTIC to WHO YOU ARE.
Creating an AUTHENTIC online brand aka how to EMBRACE your quirks, fuck what anyone else thinks and show the fuck up OWNING WHO YOU ARE, what you do and where your GENIUS lies.
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